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#1 devils13

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 10:24 AM

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is little johnny on his new shiny bike.

The cop says to the little johnny...

Cop : Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring you that???

johnny : Yeah....

Cop : well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike...

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket..and our little johnny takes the ticket and before he rides off says,

Johnny : BTW that is a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?

Humoring little johnny the cop says : "yeah he sure did" ...

Little johnny continued , : " well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse of on top".


Few days later.....

Little Johnny runs into the kitchen and shouts excitedly "Mummy Mummy, Grannies got a prawn!" His mother asks what he is talking about. Johnny again shouts "Grannies got a prawn!" With this he takes his mothers hand and leads her into the lounge. Granny is asleep on the sofa, in just her dressing gown, which has slipped open. Johnny points at her protruding clitoris and exclaims " Grannies got a prawn!". His mother explains that this is not a prawn, its the old dears clitoris, to which Johnny replies "Well it tastes like a prawn....


Another day while johnny boy is at school...

During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was fu ck this and f uck that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"
Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"
Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"
Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be fu cked than killed"

Edited by devils13, 12 May 2012 - 10:42 AM.


#2 Nick Lehmann

  • Joined:25-October 12
  • Location:Australia VIC
  • Car:1989 s13 sr20det

Posted 10 March 2013 - 02:59 PM

Awesome. :).





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