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#1 G1B5ON

  • Joined:16-September 09
  • Location:Australia VIC
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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:26 AM

Funniest reviews I have ever seen
http://www.amazon.co...pr_top_link_1?i

#2 Legal Attorney

  • Joined:29-October 06
  • Location:Australia SA

Posted 15 May 2012 - 01:42 AM

f**king lol

#3 Legal Attorney

  • Joined:29-October 06
  • Location:Australia SA

Posted 15 May 2012 - 01:43 AM

Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i'm sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

#4 Rolled Cambers

  • Joined:14-July 09
  • Location:Australia VIC
  • Car:Nissan Silvia s13.

Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of those are brilliant!

I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.

This one made me laugh so hard

5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT USE THIS AS ANAL LUBE, 14 April 2012


By
VAGAS69 - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
I WAS HAVEING SOME FUN THE OTHER DAY REACHED FOR SOME LUBE BUT IN THE MOMENT GRABED THE VEET HOLLY CRAP SHE WAS SCREMING I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I WAS RUSH TO A.E AND I HAVE NO HAIR ON MY BALLS

Edited by Rolled Cambers, 15 May 2012 - 03:10 AM.






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