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hungrytoheal's Photo hungrytoheal 22 Apr 2012

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?'

The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.

Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'

The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.

The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.

The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.

`Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'

The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.

The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.

The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.

`Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'

The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'

`A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.

`I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,' said the father, `but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls.

The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared.

`Dear son,' said the father, `I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?'

The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please humour me, dear father.'

The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again.

The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday.

`Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.'

One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humour his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory.

The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home.

The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left.

The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong.

`Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.'

It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country.

The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there.

`Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.'

That night, the son spent on board the tanker.

The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy.

A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital.

His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?'

Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'

The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.'

`Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.'

The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk.

`Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.'

The son nodded weakly.

The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.

`Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,' the father requested.

The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.

`I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.

`I- I-'

Then he died.
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rk2k9's Photo rk2k9 22 Apr 2012

umm..

damn, i didn't get it..
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Barbie princess's Photo Barbie princess 22 Apr 2012

one of those hey!
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King Troll's Photo King Troll 22 Apr 2012

f**k you, f**k your "joke", f**k this thread. I HATE YOU
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-**wHiStLe**-'s Photo -**wHiStLe**- 22 Apr 2012

You're a faggot and I hate you
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King Troll's Photo King Troll 22 Apr 2012

srsly...do not waste your time reading that people
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ZeroFallen's Photo ZeroFallen 23 Apr 2012

Haha I liked it... :)
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Guppy-s14s1's Photo Guppy-s14s1 23 Apr 2012

f**kit.. Just wasted half of my lunch break..
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Laundo's Photo Laundo 23 Apr 2012

hahahahhaha good one
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loz's Photo loz 23 Apr 2012

hahahahahahahahahahaha

WIN!
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hungrytoheal's Photo hungrytoheal 23 Apr 2012

Glad you enjoyed it people! :thumb:
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Harley's Photo Harley 24 Apr 2012

View Post-**wHiStLe**-, on 22 April 2012 - 08:26 PM, said:

You're a faggot and I hate you
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Sieda01's Photo Sieda01 24 Apr 2012

WOW! such a waste of time! but nice ;)
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keyhole150's Photo keyhole150 24 Apr 2012

View PostHarley, on 24 April 2012 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Post-**wHiStLe**-, on 22 April 2012 - 08:26 PM, said:

You're a faggot and I hate you

Agreed but brilliant, you bastard :lol:
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Glynnside's Photo Glynnside 24 Apr 2012

But I want to know why......f**k.
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SR2OYO's Photo SR2OYO 24 Apr 2012

View PostKing Troll, on 22 April 2012 - 08:27 PM, said:

srsly...do not waste your time reading that people

Seriously should of read the comments before i read the thread, otherwise ill be like this dude ^^^^^
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23-GTR's Photo 23-GTR 07 May 2012

Now thats a troll
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NANG.ME's Photo NANG.ME 08 May 2012

Attached Image
That is all.
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TN's Photo TN 08 May 2012

You're a f**kgead
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Milamber's Photo Milamber 10 May 2012

Oh for f**ks sake... what happened
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devils13's Photo devils13 20 May 2012

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MRSR20's Photo MRSR20 20 May 2012

lmaoooo fml
was really getting into that story
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ILL:S13's Photo ILL:S13 20 May 2012

all i can say is wow.
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Albaru's Photo Albaru 21 May 2012

If you want me, I'll be in the angry dome!
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KOONTZ's Photo KOONTZ 07 Jun 2012

That is quality material.
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adavis59's Photo adavis59 19 Oct 2012

f**k!!!!!!
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pjman's Photo pjman 24 Oct 2012

I fell for it as well :(
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