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#31 MI55EE

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:51 PM

ha these are awesome. i woke up in some massive house spare room one morning, by myself, still wearing the night befores clothes, which were my favourite skinnys with a massive crouch rip :( which i had apparently ripped the night before dancing. it was a friends house , but i'd never been there, dunno how i got there, and his family were chinese. so im in some random house, with chinese people yelling, flat iphone, ripped pants & no recollection of why i was there. i got rescued after 30 minutes, they remembered they put my drunk ass in bed, and that i would have no idea where i was, haha.

& the other half, woke up butt naked one morning in his bed, no wallet, no clothes, no idea.
a day later someone who lived a few blocks around brang his wallet and clothes back neatly folded. said he found them in his back yard under a tree.

#32 insanenissan

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:03 PM

on top of my work van, ended up with ladder runs imprinted into my back

#33 steveP

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:13 PM

Got to love it when someone 'brangs' something.

#34 R32GTRS

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:31 PM

A for effort

#35 Shark

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:58 PM

And the government says 'weed' is bad.
:lol:
Like.. wow.

#36 junkie

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 08:49 PM

clovelly cemetery, on a bench at 5am.

another time on the side of elizabeth street in the city, sitting in my own puddle of spew at 4am, somehow with phone and wallet still in my pockets

#37 just_learning_import

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 07:43 PM

I went to a 21st a few years back , out on a Farm in the middle of winter and as you do on a farm when you need to take a piss you go behind a tree , except I didnt realize that this tree was atop of a big ass hill , long story short I took off down this hill at what seemed a million mile an hour and smacked into a barbed wire fence , lets just say thats where they found me passed out at 7am the next morning with frozen vomit down the front of me and I was strung out like a scare crow where my woolen jumper had tangled in the barbs hahahaha

#38 GFUNK

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 07:34 AM

normally I just yak instead of passing out

Funny story though Christmas 3-4 years ago my brothers mate, heavily intoxicated swam across the brisbane river, went into the first house he could see opened their presents then passed out on their couch - the next morning (christmas morning) SAS were looking for him was on the news and everything

Edited by GFUNK, 03 May 2012 - 07:35 AM.


#39 colsil

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 07:39 AM

Kitchen pantry woke up to somone making breakfast !

#40 lilmiha

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:17 AM

went to melbourne for a big weekend, woke up in an abandoned cafe...

#41 BADMENTON

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:06 PM

Went to sleep in my bed in my tent with a chick I had picked up. Woke up in my mates room (multi room tent - plush) spooning him and a chick he picked up. Was very confusing because it seemed like my mate had stolen my chick in my sleep. Turns out he had returned to find me on his bed, rolled me off and banged the girl while I slept peacefully next to them. I went back and banged the my girl who was still in my bed.

Good night.

Edited by BADMENTON, 03 May 2012 - 12:07 PM.


#42 Nguage

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:14 PM

Hrmmm.... I got a few;

- Neighbours backyard
- In the car... running idling all night
- Victoria @ slips after uplate drinks
- On a tree

But lets face it, The worst is when you wake up in your bed and you don't know how you got there.

And then there is the times when you wake up and look outside at the car to the worst park job in the world and go "f**k me... Did I seriously drive?!... Man I'm an idiot!"

#43 -Truck-

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:36 PM

Was at a house party, went hard early and came to with waves washing over me on the beach. No shoes, shirt was ripped to shreds, massive scrapes on my back. Jeans tied around my head for some reason and still wearing jocks. Wallet, phone and keys were still in my jeans so kinda lucky I tied them to my head. The house was a good 5-10km from the beach as well. Ended up calling a mate and going back to the party haha.

#44 bae51c

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:02 PM

so no one has pics....

#45 Moleman

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:48 PM

LolI don't think taking pictures would be the first thing on people minds when they're that trashed.

Usually when I wake up and I'm that bad, the first thing on my mind is the toilet to spew, or unload a grog bog, or both

Edited by Jizzy, 03 May 2012 - 11:49 PM.


#46 .JD

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:27 PM

worst one i had while i was in melbourne was going out for a few 25 or so drinks,
i hadnt planned that much so i had my credit cards with me
woke up later that night at the airport at one of the gates somewhere, still drunk, checked my accounts but hadnt bought anything so went back to the city and passed out in the casino lol
had work training the next day too lol

#47 A31Cefiro

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:29 PM

Some of my fondest moments

Got woken up by some old lady spraying me with a hose on her front porch - must've decided the chair there seemed like a good place for a rest in my drunken travels
RSL bowling green at the end of my street
Outer Harbour train station in SA. NFI how that happened as I was a party in Clapham and lived a 15min walk 2 subsurbs away
A friend's floor after breaking in to her house through the screen door and ripping the curtains down on my way through.

#48 Damit

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:00 PM

my worst was after a work Christmas party - i remember getting there and thats it

woke up in a garden bed outside of a church by the priest only wearing pants - no shirt or shoes - he gave me a shirt and i sat in church until he had finished then he drove me home as i was a long way from home

worse thing about it was when i got to work later that afternoon as i had to work was told the story by one of the girls i work with - apparently she offered me a ride home as i was smashed and I directed her and when we got to a park I said this is where I live and got out and took shirt and shoes off and ran into the park and just took off and she tried to follow me but couldn't and looking for me for an hour and then just went home (she was pissed off at this - but had a good laugh later)

#49 EnFlaMEd

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:14 PM

on top of a giant empty cable drum in adelaide CBD
behind mansions in the CBD (lost my phone there but a candle store found it lol)
on an oval in TTG ( along with 6 friends. Somehow we all fell asleep on this oval)
on bedroom floor next to bed in a starfish shape (acid)
on top of a cement water tank at an oval in hope valley
on a bench in the CBD (woken up by cops)
in a ball under a mates computer desk

probably countless others. I am pretty bad for falling asleep anywhere on any surface in any temperature.

#50 EnFlaMEd

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:26 PM

View PostVodkashot, on 03 May 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

Hrmmm.... I got a few;

- Neighbours backyard
- In the car... running idling all night
- Victoria @ slips after uplate drinks
- On a tree

But lets face it, The worst is when you wake up in your bed and you don't know how you got there.

And then there is the times when you wake up and look outside at the car to the worst park job in the world and go "f**k me... Did I seriously drive?!... Man I'm an idiot!"

I got woken up once by cops after falling asleep at an oval in my car. I fell asleep with my foot on the brake pedal and they told me they cruised past 3 times before deciding to stop and see what the go was. Didn't breath test me or anything (hadn't been drinking) just told me to go home.

#51 MidnightMods

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:37 PM

Woke up on a sofa thinging it was my mates house, go to the fridge to realize I was at a school teachers house... Glad I finished school a few years before that.

#52 Moleman

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:11 AM

View PostVodkashot, on 03 May 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:


But lets face it, The worst is when you wake up in your bed and you don't know how you got there.


this just happened to me. broke my phone and cut my hand too

apparently my mum turned up home and i was passed out at the front door

#53 S13FTW

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

Last thing i remember at my bro's 21st was sculling half a bottle of slate then the next thing u know I'm in a paddock far away from the house in just me undies freezing to death with cows around me :/
there is a video but its not in my possession and i have never watched and dont think i ever will :D

#54 Shark

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:12 PM

View PostS13FTW, on 06 May 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

Last thing i remember at my bro's 21st was sculling half a bottle of slate then the next thing u know I'm in a paddock far away from the house in just me undies freezing to death with cows around me :/
there is a video but its not in my possession and i have never watched and dont think i ever will Posted Image
Find video and post, or it never happened.

But seriously.. there are so many people that seem to have woken up in paddocks n shit.
Do those that did live in the country or something? :P

Edited by Shark, 06 May 2012 - 01:13 PM.


#55 Shakey Bones

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:27 PM

The best story I've herd was from a buddy of mine.

He used to work in Hong Kong as a consultant for large multinational corporations. Anyway he went on his bucks night and got so plastered his mates (yeah ok) put him in a dress then put him on a boat to Japan. So basically he woke up in a womens dress with a splitting hangover the day before his wedding while the boat was docking somewhere in Japan, no money, no id, no phone (well people didn't have cell phones then).

Edited by Shakey Bones, 06 May 2012 - 01:28 PM.


#56 ziptie

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 06:12 PM

woke up in werribee naked at some random chicks house. I stole a bottle of water and blanket and went for an epic walk home.

She tracked me down and asked for her blanket back, she came and picked it up a week later.

#57 IXnakedXI

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:50 PM

On my mates porch steps, baking on my own vomit in the sun.

Another time at a time bowls club toilet using a fisherman's basket as a pillow.

And a shopping troll being pushed home by a mate lol

Edited by IXnakedXI, 06 May 2012 - 10:54 PM.


#58 dre

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:00 PM

I went a partygin a friday night got smashed then I I woke up in hospital on Sunday. Good times :D

#59 S13FTW

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 08:51 AM

View PostShark, on 06 May 2012 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostS13FTW, on 06 May 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

Last thing i remember at my bro's 21st was sculling half a bottle of slate then the next thing u know I'm in a paddock far away from the house in just me undies freezing to death with cows around me :/
there is a video but its not in my possession and i have never watched and dont think i ever will Posted Image
Find video and post, or it never happened.

But seriously.. there are so many people that seem to have woken up to paddocks n shit
Do those that did live in the country or something? :P

Just past Lilydale is where i was and thats pretty much all paddocks and grassland and ill ask my mate the next time i see him

#60 Milamber

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 12:21 PM

View PostGFUNK, on 03 May 2012 - 07:34 AM, said:

normally I just yak instead of passing out

Funny story though Christmas 3-4 years ago my brothers mate, heavily intoxicated swam across the brisbane river, went into the first house he could see opened their presents then passed out on their couch - the next morning (christmas morning) SAS were looking for him was on the news and everything

Why were the SAS looking for him?

Or did you mean the SES?

I woke up in my GFs bed on saturday morning... not that interesting right?

Well what makes it interesting was her and her parents were interstate, I meanaged to break into the house, disable the alarm, cook myself something to eat before passing out...

at least im assuming thats what happened because i woke up coverd in food.





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