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#1 Rolled Cambers

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 07:40 PM

He sent this to me via PM :ph34r:

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I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

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#2 STR8E180

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 09:53 PM

wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did
your full of surprises

#3 Rolled Cambers

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:59 PM

Hahaha, I had a good laugh.

#4 STR8E180

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:05 PM

 Rolled Cambers, on 28 January 2013 - 07:59 PM, said:

Hahaha, I had a good laugh.
thats because your a retard

#5 Rolled Cambers

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:20 PM

No.
I have a sense of humor.

#6 -cj

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:32 AM

 STR8E180, on 26 January 2013 - 09:53 PM, said:

wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did
your full of surprises
+1 that wasn't funny

#7 DRE20

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 05:26 AM

Well done I laughed my ass off.

Not.

#8 keyhole150

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 06:50 AM

I enjoyed it haha.

#9 pmod

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:20 AM

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On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

Edited by pmod, 29 January 2013 - 11:24 AM.


#10 ShawnG

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:16 PM

I enjoyed it too.. Kinda loved the face at the end ! HAHA !

#11 Mandi

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:26 PM

 pmod, on 29 January 2013 - 11:20 AM, said:

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On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.


I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha :)

#12 Bangaladesh

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:37 PM

 Mandi, on 29 January 2013 - 12:26 PM, said:

 pmod, on 29 January 2013 - 11:20 AM, said:

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On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.


I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha :)
The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

#13 n1smo4

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 03:09 PM

 Bangaladesh, on 29 January 2013 - 12:37 PM, said:

 Mandi, on 29 January 2013 - 12:26 PM, said:

 pmod, on 29 January 2013 - 11:20 AM, said:

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On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.


I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha Posted Image
The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

his eyes are glassy as f*ck

#14 pman

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 04:05 PM

 n1smo4, on 27 February 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

 Bangaladesh, on 29 January 2013 - 12:37 PM, said:

 Mandi, on 29 January 2013 - 12:26 PM, said:

 pmod, on 29 January 2013 - 11:20 AM, said:

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On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.


I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha :)
The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

his eyes are glassy as f*ck

This thread is now about Chihuahuas?

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#15 pmod

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 04:43 PM

Sounds good.

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#16 pmod

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 04:46 PM

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#17 nissanqld

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 05:06 PM

Haha

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#18 Glynnside

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 05:07 PM

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:31 PM

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#20 Barbie princess

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:42 PM

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#21 n1smo4

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:12 AM

those dogs are boss.





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