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#1 Kairazy

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 07:58 AM

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book

#2 Mandi

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 08:22 AM

I know it's a joke but atheists generally aren't like that, myself included :P

#3 Black Sheep

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 03:58 PM

Moral to the story, the little girl knows shit.

#4 Datsun240z

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 10:16 PM

Don't you just hate it how atheists are so irrational... wait a second...

#5 harris.

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 04:11 AM

View PostMandi, on 28 March 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

I know it's a joke but atheists generally aren't like that, myself included Posted Image

i dont know about that Mandi.. if your religious, and you mention it to someone thats an atheist, usually you get ear bashed..

OT: joke wasnt very funny..

#6 Mandi

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 05:58 AM

View Postharris., on 29 March 2012 - 04:11 AM, said:

View PostMandi, on 28 March 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

I know it's a joke but atheists generally aren't like that, myself included Posted Image

i dont know about that Mandi.. if your religious, and you mention it to someone thats an atheist, usually you get ear bashed..

OT: joke wasnt very funny..

Aw well I'm sorry that is how you feel or experienced. I have friends who are religious and I understand that's their views, have no probs :) you can add me to the list of atheists who wont ear bash ya!

#7 Element Unknown

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Posted 29 March 2012 - 06:02 AM

Obvious atheist stab is obvious

#8 konect

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 10:10 AM

*sigh*

This must be American - any one else could hazard a guess (or logically realise) why the poo is different from each animal.

Nominating this for worst post in the Joke section! :D





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