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WEll here goes!

 

I have many so I will just tell yous one:

 

OFFICE SPACE!

 

"PC LOAD LETTER!!!!!! WHAT THE f**k DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!"

 

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Total Recall, The chick with 3 knockers :D

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Fight club

 

"This is bob, Bob has bitch tits"

 

Allways makes me laugh.

 

jajajajajajaja! That movies awesome, How about the scene when his talking to his boss and he goes intense on him about pumping carbine slugs into office floor after office floor LOL!

 

and hell yeah to everyone else whos replying with maturity.

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^your computer failing to play youtube vids = fail

 

 

my contribution

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no retreat no surrender

 

Ivan - so, it is you Jason, is it not

Jason - this time its different, RUSSIAN!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I guarantee 99% of Ns'ers dont know this movie lol

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I guarantee 99% of Ns'ers dont know this movie lol

I've seen it. I can feel a massive fail coming on when tons of people say they've seen it.

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becuase there is no one scene i will just point to my favorite movie of all time for all its funny and action scenes The Great Escape. More so becuase it has some of my all time favorite actors Like David mcallum and charles bronson

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i got a few quotes....

 

"SWAT came into my house...... disrespected my family....." thats all i remember from that one....

 

blood sport....

 

"OK USA"

 

i love the bob has bitch tits one too...

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^your computer failing to play youtube vids = fail

 

 

my contribution

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

gold

 

Havnt seen that movie in years.

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Friday, cant pic a favorite but its up there on my list

 

 

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freddy got fingered 'backwards man'

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:lol: forgot about freddy, "clippity clop, clippity clop, listen to my hooooves" :lol:

 

had to add this, so many great bits in this movie :lol: "GRACE"

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:lol: forgot about freddy, "clippity clop, clippity clop, listen to my hooooves" :lol:

 

had to add this, so many great bits in this movie :lol: "GRACE"

 

Fark Dude... It's called "Freddy Got Fingered" and the line is "Listen to my hooves! Listen to my hooves! Listen to them. Cloppety-clop. Listen to them. Cloppety-clop."

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Happy gilmore/ Adam sandler: I Quote, U son of a b***h ball, why didn't u just go home, Thats ur home, r u to good for ur home, answer me, Suck my white ass ball

 

That movie alwayss makes me laugh

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fast and the furious 1

 

dcik head-Hey Monica, baby, whassup wit…

skank ho-Whas yo problem nigga, u aint win

dcik head-aiight well then f**k YOU

 

vin-What are you smilin’ about?

paul-Dude, I almost had you.

vin- You almost had me?

You never had your car.

Granny shiftin’, not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on your intake.

 

Almost had me? Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer, any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.

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(Johnny)so let me get this straight because we are friends that makes us niggers?

(Chico)no, no no, niggas, NIGGAS, there a deifference

(Johnny) that what i said.. niggers

(Chico) NIGGA, NIGGA, N,I,G,G,A nigga

(Johnny) nigga?. What the f**k is that?

(Chico) its like we boys we down, like charles over there, thats my nigga charles

(Johnny) Oh, my nigger charles?

(Chico) Whoa, No, you can t say that… only i can

(Johnny) why not?

(Chico) First off you dont say it right, second you dont know charles.. i do

(Johnny) you do?

(Chico) I do, i been knowin Charles since he was knee high to a duck, see we boys we down

(Johnny) your down?

(Chico) yeah we down

(Johnny) thats right, your down about 5 grand, now gimme my f**kin money chico

(Chico) *laughing* you know, it is impossible to have an intelligent conversation with your white ass….. play pool honkey

 

 

SUCK BRICK KID! - home alone

 

haha, awesome

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Fight club

 

"This is bob, Bob has bitch tits"

 

Allways makes me laugh.

HAHA yeah that cracks me up!

 

I smell a fast and furious battle coming.

sadly so do i..

 

anyone seen Jay & Silent Bob?

 

Chris Rock: Did you know i came up with the idea for Seasame St? I came up with it before PBS, the white man stole it. Thats right. I was gonna call it. NWP. Nigga's wit puppets. Catchy ain't it?

 

And pulp fiction is always good for lines:

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherf**ker, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherf**ker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

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Few good ones there,

 

The Big Lebowski

 

(The Dude) They pee'd on my f**king rug dude

(Walter) It really tied the room together did it not

(The Dude) f**k'n aye

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lol borat ftw

 

 

the guy that made that video ftl

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