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Where Is the weirdest place you have woken up after a big night on the turps?

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Ok guys and girls,

topic come up tonight whilst having a chat with a few mates, So I got thinking there has to be some clangas out there so lets hear it.

 

Where is the weirdest place you have woken up after a MASSIVE night on the drink?

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On the nature strip out the front of a mate's place. I was woken up by a dog having a good sniff of me.

 

Apparently I did actually use the bed I was offered at some point.

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my friends are good so i always make it home or in a bed but before hand i have:

 

passed out:

-on the side of a road. in the middle of nowhere.

-foot path in the city

-nearly passed out in a park

-under a bed.

 

 

there's probably more. just cant remember.

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in a little sailing boat thing in a childrens playground, accompanied by a shallow pool of my own vomit

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im same as peter89, i always make it home to my bed thanks to others

 

last time i got paralytic, my friends were carrying me home while i was making it hard for them by dragging my feet and kicking them up into the air....im such a *milkshake* :lol:

eventually i passed out in vomit on the side of the road and was abusing them cause they wouldnt leave me to sleep. friend had to call his mum to come pick us up cause i wasnt moving, then got in the car, taken home, thrown in the shower but i demanded they leave me to sleep in my bed

 

all i remember is walking, collapsing on the grass, getting in the car and then walking myself into my bed :lol:

 

woke up 11 the next day still pissed :D

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In the wet lands about 30km's from the party i was at.

 

Had my phone, wallet and didnt have a condom hanging out my ass so f**k knows how or why i got there.

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I've been woken up by my boss, after a big Friday night, don't remember but somehow got to my work and passed out on a couch out the front, boss woke me up when he came to open up sat morning lol

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- under my desk at work

- on a train on NYE on the way to South Australia when I was 16

- back of my car in the bush

- in a girls bed who I had a total crush on and can't remember anything :(

- at least 5 random houses couches

- in a hotel room with a hooker in Singapore... $600SGD down

 

The main one was on the way to Adelaide for NYE, i have limited memories of some things, but waking up on that train really f**ked with me

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In the wet lands about 30km's from the party i was at.

 

THIS ^^^ sounds like a good night!

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In the back of a hilux tray (no tonneau cover) driving the 400km to Perth from a nightclub in Albany.

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Two of my mates found a guy sleeping on the road at about 5am one Saturday morning. The kid had a salami in his back pocket. My mates picked him up and took him to the St Vinnies shop nearby and put him on a couch out the front... They may or may not have then jammed the salami into his mouth. I think that dude, waking up on a couch, in a parking lot, with a salami in his gob has to take the cake...

 

The video is on facebook, anyway I can repost it from there to youtube? or would I need the original footage?

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i woke up once with this big bird next to me cant remember anything... i felt used and abused

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i had one night where i woke up in a big tree in my front yard in just my undies... got woken up by a mate and fell out.

 

best one was one of my mates. had a biiggg night at a beach house in beachport. he did his usual dissapearing act at about 9pm and we didnt see him till 10am the next morning... were we found him about 10k out of town, stark naked with nfi where he was and no recollection of what happened. no clothes, wallet or anything haha

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In the wet lands about 30km's from the party i was at.

 

THIS ^^^ sounds like a good night!

 

Wish i could tell you it was or wasnt Sid, i really do :lol:

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i had one night where i woke up in a big tree in my front yard in just my undies... got woken up by a mate and fell out.

 

best one was one of my mates. had a biiggg night at a beach house in beachport. he did his usual dissapearing act at about 9pm and we didnt see him till 10am the next morning... were we found him about 10k out of town, stark naked with nfi where he was and no recollection of what happened. no clothes, wallet or anything haha

Ha it's rapetacular.

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got woken up at the bar in the night club once and escorted out by security

 

does that count?

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Apart from all the usual parks, curbs and couches I once woke up in a boat parked on the street near my house. It had a cover over it and I had pulled up the corner and crawled in, took me ages to figure out where the f**k I was in the pitch dark. Then I discovered my phone wallet and keys were no longer in my pockets but managed to find a dolphin style torch in the darkness and used that to locate my missing items. By the time all this had passed I had been rummaging around in there for about an hour and the sun was just starting to rise. The part that really freaked me out was after a solid hour of sleep in my bed I got up and left for work to discover they had left early that morning for a fishing trip. So glad I woke up in time. I still have that torch on my bedside table to remind me how awesome I am.

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best was i work up at the wrong side of town in a random back yard. hands were mulched from falling over so much. walked about 5 blocks before i realised where i was.

 

woken up twice in bed spooning my spew and one time on a randoms couch, put the couch outside, hosed it down, took a shower and stole a change of clothes.

 

fell asleep at the pub a few times too

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best was i work up at the wrong side of town in a random back yard. hands were mulched from falling over so much. walked about 5 blocks before i realised where i was.

 

woken up twice in bed spooning my spew and one time on a randoms couch, put the couch outside, hosed it down, took a shower and stole a change of clothes.

 

fell asleep at the pub a few times too

What?! So you threw up on their couch and stole their clothes?! And helped yourself to a shower? Where was this random while all of this was happening? And did you ever hear from them or anything? Did they know it was you? Seeing as you live in a small town and all??

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A random girls place in Caboolture.

 

Might not seem that weird, but taking into consideration I was down the gold coast at the start of the night and have aboslutly no recollection of what happened.

 

I asked the girl where we had met and she said I was on the train heading to the city for some unknown reason, but according to her i seemed completely sober.

 

Most of the weird places I have woken up have involved a massive drunken trip that i have no recollection of.

 

Another one is I woke up in a cattle paddock 20km away from the party I was at and my mates tell me i said i was going to the shop for smokes and never came back,.

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Theres been many benches/parks etc

 

I've woken up in the grandstand of a local football ground with council workers picking rubbish up from around me, what woke me up is he tried to take the burbon out of my hand ;/

 

also

 

Was trashed, for some reason drove my car halfway home (nfi), pulled up at the gate of a showground/trotting track left it running with the heater going, I was woken by some dude banging on the window yelling "we have to start our race meet"

 

few other good one but cant remember right now.

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- Melbourne Aquarium

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best was i work up at the wrong side of town in a random back yard. hands were mulched from falling over so much. walked about 5 blocks before i realised where i was.

 

woken up twice in bed spooning my spew and one time on a randoms couch, put the couch outside, hosed it down, took a shower and stole a change of clothes.

 

fell asleep at the pub a few times too

What?! So you threw up on their couch and stole their clothes?! And helped yourself to a shower? Where was this random while all of this was happening? And did you ever hear from them or anything? Did they know it was you? Seeing as you live in a small town and all??

friend of a friend, never knew them, and wasn't my hometown ;)

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have been at a party in the city and worken up on coogee beach at 6am with the sun coming up (nfi how i got there)- had more money in wallet than when the night started to boot - im assuming it was a good night.,

 

have on other occations woken up in....

 

melbourne (i live in sydney) apparently we took last plane out of town becuase we wanted to go visit somoneone wtf?

 

in a pool on a floating bed at sme randoms house (woke up when i rolled into the pool)

 

I have a thing for climbing things when drunk so have also ended up

 

- on top of a bus shelter

 

- on top of a abondened factory

 

- various house roofs

 

- on top of a grain silo

 

im really going to die one of these days

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^^ you will roll over in your sleep and fall off what every roof top u passed out on biggie lol

 

 

i thought starting the night on the central coast and waking up in a park in hornsby was bad enough let alone waking up in another state! hahahaha

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^^ you will roll over in your sleep and fall off what every roof top u passed out on biggie lol i thought starting the night on the central coast and waking up in a park in hornsby was bad enough let alone waking up in another state! hahahaha

 

oh man falling asleep on that train line sucks have woken up in gosford and horsby before after having a nap.

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^^ you will roll over in your sleep and fall off what every roof top u passed out on biggie lol i thought starting the night on the central coast and waking up in a park in hornsby was bad enough let alone waking up in another state! hahahaha

 

oh man falling asleep on that train line sucks have woken up in gosford and horsby before after having a nap.

 

hahahahah worst one is coming home from sydney falling asleep and waking up in newy only to have to turn around and go back again

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best was i work up at the wrong side of town in a random back yard. hands were mulched from falling over so much. walked about 5 blocks before i realised where i was.

 

woken up twice in bed spooning my spew and one time on a randoms couch, put the couch outside, hosed it down, took a shower and stole a change of clothes.

 

fell asleep at the pub a few times too

What?! So you threw up on their couch and stole their clothes?! And helped yourself to a shower? Where was this random while all of this was happening? And did you ever hear from them or anything? Did they know it was you? Seeing as you live in a small town and all??

friend of a friend, never knew them, and wasn't my hometown wink.png

Hahahahaha good work!

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