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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company..


He said,

“Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”


The applicant replied, “Yes sir! I did.”


Then the boss said,” Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.


There was no mat!”




Impact of Job Change:


A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng


Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop


The driver said:

“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”


Pasengr apologized n said:

“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”


Driver replied:

“Sory, it’s nt ur fault

its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.


When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"


He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Edited by Benton

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